Dear SuperCoach Gods,
Thankyou for the three delicious donuts that you have delivered so far this round. I am also pretty impressed with my first player to be fielded for the round, Lachie Neale, delivering 16 valuable points to half time.
However, I think that your efforts are pretty pathetic, and you need to work harder. You are a useless bunch of beasts if this is the best you can do. C’mon, lift your game!
Cheers
Diabolical