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One of my favourites was from last season comparing Free Agency to when Homer rounded up his relatives in his front yard to convince Lisa they weren't all stupid.
Gillon McLachlan: I rounded up every Free Agent in the country so I can PROVE to you free agency works. This is the great James Frawley. Go ahead, Chip, tell her what you do.
James Frawley: I used to run an unsuccessful backline.
McLachlan: [nervously] Oh... but you *run* it, right?
Frawley: [smugly] Oh, yeah.
McLachlan: Okay... uh, this is everyone's favourite, Mitch Robinson!
Mitch Robinson: Um, I got in a fight on King St.
McLachlan: [More nervously] Everybody hates King St, right?
[Gillon frantically looks for a successful player and spots a dapper man smoking a cigar.]
McLachlan: You look pretty successful!
Liam Jones: Thanks! I play a key position role at the Bulldogs...At least, I'd like to.
Mark Evans: You probably should have researched this first, eh Gill?
McLachlan: What about you?
Paddy Ryder: Well, sir, I'm suing my former club.
Nick Malceski: I'm just looking for more money!
Mitch Clark: I retired six months ago.
Heretier Lumumba: I sit in a 'thinking chair'.
Jarrad Waite: My legs hurt.