Adam Cooney reveals tricks players use to boost their own SuperCoach scores
Adam Cooney, Herald Sun
February 7, 2017 4:16pm
I USED to hate SuperCoach as a player.
Sometimes I thought I had a reasonable game, I might’ve racked up 20-odd touches, possibly jagged a sausage, the team has a win, the coach has praised you after the game for your efforts (few and far between for me!) and you venture into the lockerroom with a mild strut going on, sit down exhausted, grab a slice of pizza check and a couple of tweets only to find you’re in the gun because haven’t accrued enough points for Simmo’s SuperCoach team Simmossupershaggers or some similar ridiculous name.
Talk about putting a dampener on things after a good win!
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But some players I ran out with over the years couldn’t get enough of it.
They were in multiple competitions, had a handful of teams that they would monitor on a day-to-day basis checking other players’ form and injuries.
This wasn’t to gather information about the next time we would come up against them. All they wanted to know was who was in and who was out, who was getting plenty of the nut, only to satisfy their SuperCoach needs.
At times I was also suspicious that some players who were heavily invested in SuperCoach let it creep on to the field of battle.
Their classic trick was to handball to a teammate but give it just enough flight so the player has to stop their momentum receiving the ball, forcing them to dish it back to the original handballer. The Scott West SuperCoach special point builder I think they call that! (Although I don’t think Scott played in the SuperCoach era, unfortunately for us all.)
I won’t name any other culprits but guernsey numbers 25 and 36 at the Dogs spring to mind when it came to another little trick to boost their own points.
On many occasions in junk time late in a quarter these two rogues would kick the ball back and forth to each other time and time again when it was completely unnecessary, only to gain extra points for their teams (they would select themselves regularly as captains of their own side).
Adam Cooney with former Bulldogs teammate Brian Lake before last year’s Grand Final. Lake may or may not have had a keen interest in his own SuperCoach scores. Picture: Michael Klein
Alas, the sun has set on my distinguished career as a player, so now I feel the time is right for me to give SuperCoach the time it rightfully deserves. What I need though from the public is help and guidance in picking and maintaining an elite squad which will see ChasCooneysChampions right in it at the pointy end of the SuperCoach season.
My priorities for picking my side must include the best blokes in the game, minimal football nerd status and well balanced inside/outside players mixed with well balanced on-field/off-field operators.
I like players with beards. Moustaches are out (sorry, Joe) but I will make room for excellent post-goal celebrators (I will accept players who dab, but I draw the line at a shotgun celebration)
Your help in this cutthroat competition is greatly appreciated.