Kangaroos - Always find it interesting when the wooden spoon team sacrifices a preseason game to be cute. I don't know if they just wanted to expose their kids to a boiling cauldron, wanted an excuse for if they got thrashed or what but not picking the guys they did was just plain odd. It's not like Simpkin, LDU and co are seasoned and couldn't use the hitout themselves, especially LDU. Not using Goldy in the ruck much was a really odd move also and a trend I'm not loving from them. Last year the one thing they did well was put players in positions to succeed, this year so far seems like they're trying the opposite, might work but it's gutsy.
Mahony - Small forward in a team that got smashed, he was pretty good considering that.
Stephenson - Flaky Stephenson appears to be fully back, just couldn't impact the contest at all from a roaming HF role.
Corr - I think he came off in the 3rd, not sure, as the camera was actually pretty hard to follow (way too zoomed most of the game, either in or out). He did nothing of note.
Taylor - I think there might be a player in there but I might be stretching it trying to find it. He, like Mahony, had little to work with, unlikely Mahony he also did nothing.
JHF - Really tough one to read, one of the guys with slightly inflated CBA stats, doubled down that the reason they were inflated was the clean clearances leading to goals on repeat. That said he did some really nice things, especially around clearances and when he found a bit of space. It's hard to take a lot of positives out of it, if he scored 60 I'd be pleasantly surprised, to be fair there were a few decent tackles that could get him there but neither high volume or quality in this one, although he showed more composure than most of the team.
Ziebell - Sloot role at HB, intercepting and kicking when he can, wouldn't shock me if he was the top SC scorer either. Was the same as early last year basically without Hall or anyone really to steal touches.
Scott - Seemed to be playing HB mostly, didn't notice him getting beaten defensively but if I was a Kangas fan I'd rather he doesn't try and touch the pill. Basically needs a class in the Kayne Turner Hippocratic oath "do no harm" school!
Polec - Played about a quarter and a half, the ball was on the opposite wing for about 90% of the first quarter. No idea how to read this, given basically every other senior player was rested for this game you could take it that way or you could take it that they'd seen enough and were done. I thought what he did was solid but his kicking let him down, to be fair the complete lack of targets up the ground sure didn't help and nor did a couple of hospital handballs and a really tough not 15 call. It's an incomplete mark but it's much more of a cross than a tick for a guy I would like to have a reason to pick.
Young - Yeah, wing is not his role. Just looked lost all game and somehow can't find space when playing there which given how submissive he is in the contest is not good. Surely he can't be best 22 right now.
Greenwood - Lot of CBA, not a lot of impact. It's odd that they used him so much given the other decisions lean towards exposing the kids. Was just a step off it and struggled to adapt to the fact his ruckmen were being schooled. He wasn't bad, just wasn't good. Probably an indication that they want him in there though but equally could be read as filling in given it's their two "inside" guys that were out.
Walker - Was really solid and had a lot of chances to play the ball... His kick-ins were both quick plays so not stealing from relevant guys.
Larkey - Welcome back to the AFL, after having a good time against his own team he got destroyed. Not sure he had a mark, think he kicked one goal but wouldn't be surprised if he had 5 or less touches for the game. Tough gig but he definitely needs help.
CCJ - They seem to think he's a ruckman, I don't get it, he was absolutely embarrassed by Gawn. The nicest thing you could say is he tried. To rub salt in the wound he left with a left knee injury in the 3rd and didn't return. He made sense as a forward recruit but he's quite clearly not a ruckman, at least not yet, and this is two weeks in a row they've chosen him over Goldy.
Goldstein - I don't get it, started at FF, spent most of the game at FF, the only times they were really competitive in the middle was when he was in there, he had basically all their genuinely clean clearances. I don't know why you wouldn't trade him last year if you're not going to play him, he's 100% still their best ruck and it's not even close. Another that kind of leans towards the "expose the kids to fire" theory, except he started as the 2nd ruck last week as well. It would be impossible to pick Xerri unsighted and CCJ on exposed form if they did win the #1 role because when they start getting embarrassed Goldy is there waiting but... I don't get AFL coaches, it's almost like self-sabotage is a prerequisite for the job
McKay - Was solid, seemed to be trying to get free to be the 3rd up as often as possible. Good player but going to get a lot of exposure if they keep going down this path!
Powell - Another that got a lot of CBA partly because he was so badly beaten while he was in there! Solid game but did nothing to demand selection and hard to see the role being as good.
Curtis - Came on at HT, I believe, and did a couple of nice things. Unfortunately he only did a couple of nice things which isn't much in a half fighting for a spot in the team. Had a beautiful tackle that ended up being a FA because AFL rules are stupid that would be his best highlight.
Thomas - Honestly, I don't know how I feel about his game. The biggest negative is he looked so unfit for the first 3 quarters, basically looked blown up, hands on knees from the 10 minute mark of each quarter and then out of nowhere he ran the game out better than anyone else putting some serious junk time points up (reckon he'd have gone close to 45DT in the 4th depending on how 4 or 5 "kind of" tackles got scored). He got plenty of it but mostly didn't use it well. He was cleaner than anyone else at clearances (either team) but after working hard to find space, hit no targets (not all his fault, the forwards were bad). I'm a huge fan of his but I can't help but get the "plays himself into shape" vibe from how he was moving in this one, just didn't look fit. Role was good, basically what I'd expect in the real stuff, played deeper forward than last year though and that's a concern as the supply is an issue. Another that I think I just put a dash next to rather than a tick or a cross. Be very interested to see how he scored because I'd describe it as a "very underwhelming" game from him, if you can get 80+ in those games it's a great sign given he can get 120+ in the good ones but if it's a 60 type score, it hurts. Did pressure better than others in the team which was good.
Bergman - Another who played limited minutes I think or just went missing. Couple of nice things but not a lot of chances.
Turner - Solid in defense, just does the job, stays out of the way.
Phillips - The role was there, the ball winning was not, tackled decently. Another I'd have liked to see ticking boxes but he just plain didn't. Especially given he's fighting for a midfield role. A lot like Sparrow for the Demons, he needs to be outstanding in these chances to get into the rotation in the real stuff. Would need to see something very different next week to pick him. A firm x next to his name for this game.
Goater - Came on in the 2nd half, did some nice things. Like so many, didn't do enough to really make me think he gets picked round 1. Hard to read whether the kids aren't good enough or aren't desperate enough, they really don't seem to understand that they're playing for spots based on how they played (this is general rather than specifically at Goater). Wanted to see more given the amount of chances down back.
Edwards - Came on and did some nice things in the 4th, including a beautiful first tap. He moves well and looks good by foot. He showed more in a quarter as a ruck than CCJ did in 3 for mine and I can't say he showed much. If he's playing ahead of Goldy then the Kangas should be losing the draft pick for tanking.
Walker - Thought he was really good. Played on a wing, especially after Polec was done for the day, and did some nice things. Showed composure which was rarer than hen's teeth for the Kangas. Didn't get enough of it and I'm not sure he played all 4 quarters as I can't remember noticing him late but he showed more than Young for mine if the wing battle is open.
Lazzaro - HF with a bit of mid time, especially late. He was really solid. Cheap enough to at least be watched next week, would like more midfield time but his ability to actually do something forward is definitely in his favour over some of the other younger guys who can't.
Hayden - Think he only played the first half, another who certainly didn't help his case for a round 1 spot. I don't know, maybe my expectations on the fringe guys is unrealistic but there just wasn't that level of desperation that you'd hope to see.
Ford - On very late, didn't get much of a chance. Probably an indicator where he's at.
Zurhaar - Poor guy. One of the few whose effort can't be questioned but the supply and chances were just putrid and Hibberd is such a bad matchup for him. Still looks to be making it to more contests than in years past.