The Logical Song hits different after the last two games (few minor tweaks to be SC relevant):
When I was young, it seemed that SC was so wonderful.
A miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical
And all the rucks and the Dees, well they'd be scoring so easily.
Oh, joyfully, oh, playing so brilliantly
But then I joined SCS who all seemed so sensible,
Logical, oh, responsible, practical
Then they showed me a world where coaches could be so dependable
Oh, clinical, oh, intellectual, cynical
There are times when all the world's asleep
My questions run too deep
For such a simple man
Won't you please, please tell me what I've learned
I know it sounds absurd
Please tell me who I am!