Gee my missus is a good sort.
Convo this morning:
Her: what time do you want to leave your footy thing tonight? (I am taking the train in)
Me: drunk
Her: well I could go see my sister in *somewhere near the cbd*
Me: excellent! You should do that!
Her: hmmmm ok, great idea PC, that way I get to see my sister, you don't get to see my sister and I can pick your drunk arse up!
Me: gee you are a good sort