I haven't had a good rant in a while...
Firstly to Ridley for being a lazy POS. I'll spare the other imbeciles in my side this week...
Primarily though to the AFL, I mentioned it in the trade thread but the sport has become seriously hard to watch, I've never enjoyed watching football less than I do this year to the point where I genuinely hate the on-field product, it's pitiful and a shadow of the sport I grew up with. I mean I went to the gym, ran myself into the ground and still had a better time than watching the games this week and that includes watching the Swans pummel WCE, all I really felt at the end was "yeah, how **** is the sport right now" which given I live in WA and all my friends are the worst kinds of Eagles fans should not be the reaction...
Now for the reasons...
1. Dangerous tackle (aka tackling hard) rule - Goes against the entire spirit of a contact sport, being to avoid contact when you have the ball and to enforce contact when you don't. I hate it, I've always hated it but this year it's on steroids, now players are just acting hurt because they know if one of the 45,000 umpires on the field sees them even slightly wince after being tackled then they'll come running in form Timbuktu to pay a ****ty free kick. This is, hands down, the worst rule that has been added to the sport in my time watching.
2. Deifying the umpires - I get the idea of respecting them but we've gone so far on it to the point deification that they've forgotten that the number one most important thing an umpire should do is not influence the game. We mic them up so they can banter, we ban any reaction to their incompetence, we ban any media critique of their ineptitude, they're now the untouchable dictators of the sport, the centre of attention and the most important performance on the field. It's pathetic to watch, especially in a season like this one where they've been so incredibly poor in their performance on a consistent basis and are influencing results. Umpires are an extra on set, if you're noticing them they ****ed up. Deifying them has been one of the worst changes in a long time, all for respect but respect is earned not given and lost when not deserved. To be clear, I've always been a "rules are the problem not the umpires" guy but this year the umpiring has been horrible and I can't help but feel this is the reason.
3. Diving - It's hitting pandemic levels and it's pathetic. This is going to contradict with the next point but diving is not, nor should it ever be, part of this sport, I think if a player dives, accentuates contact it should be the firmest suspension there is. If you don't stamp it out RIGHT NOW then it will go to soccer and basketball levels and it's embarrassing in those relatively non-contact sports never mind a contact sport.
4. MRP - STOP SUSPENDING PLAYERS. You only punish us fans, if I go to 5 games in a season and the best players aren't playing I'm being punished. This absurd delight with forcing the best players to not play is a putrid mentality. Fine the crap out of them, go for it, make it the players who are punished, not the fans and, even worse perhaps, not the side that they actually offend against. For mine, players should only be suspended for non-football actions, so think Barry Hall on Staker. By all means have the tribunal for those exceptional circumstances and punish away but Ryder, Kreuger, Preuss (x2) and so many others should just be fines and I'm fine with it being heavy fines but the easiest way to fix all these pathetic suspensions is to just stop it. DIVING is a non-football action so kick them out for that crap.
5. "Protect the head" hypocrisy - Most of the above issues relate to the AFL's so called "protect the head" BS media campaign and yet we keep rewarding and incentivising players to try and get their necks broken for crappy free kicks. I don't know a single fan who has ever enjoyed watching Selwood raise arms into his head or Shuey break his knees to get clobbered. On the weekend I watched Robbie Gray pick up the ball, stand up and then dive head first into Parks' hip and get rewarded for it, it was embarrassing for the sport to watch that. It was one of about 50 on the weekend. If the AFL is really about protecting the head then you REMOVE all these stupid free kicks. If you lift an arm, you lower your head, you drive your head then it's your choice, your prior and you receive no protection. High contact should apply when you're over the ball to pick it up, in a marking contest or standing up and hit in the head, any other situation (I might be missing one but I'm in rant mode so sorry) then it's prior opportunity, yes, you're punished for putting the head in the way and not rewarded. AND yes this includes plays like Duursma and Robinson where he runs through the ball looking for contact, you should hit that sideways not head first, like Robbo, the guy who got punished, did.
6. Accept that injuries happen - Overlaps with most of this but it's a contact sport, there is risk. Stop thinking that can be stopped. It's like driving a car, people do it willingly because they "enjoy" doing it but they know the risk. Playing AFL is no different, mutilating a sport that was once great because of risk existing is stupid.
7. Deliberate Rule - I actually quite like the punishment for hack kicks to the boundary, no my issue is actually the other end, where players just walk it out of bounds, the umpires seem to pay the "under pressure" rule like it's a deliberate behind. I find this far worse than kicking it out. Also the amount of times players are allowed to knock it out when not in a marking contest is just wrong, I hate the marking contest exception anyway, but it's the only time that is allowed.
8. Ruck/Marking Contests - These are tests of strength, ***, stop paying free kicks against the player that wins the strength contest. Ruck contests should basically be a FFA, let them be men and battle it out. 95% of the ruck free kicks feel like they could go either way and 99% of them no one has a freaking clue which way it's going. The whole "blocking" rule is stupid, the early jump is a legitimate tactic and if the player contests the ball using it, then it should be play on, I'd happily have a "unrealistic attempt" type element to ruck contests, you get the ball you can do anything, you don't then you pay the price. The soft jumper holds are also pathetic in both scenarios, let them battle a bit more, holding basically needs an "legitimately impedes movement" aspect added to it.
9. Marking Contests 2.0 - There is no rule that a player has to have their eyes on the ball, there is no rule about front-on contact, they're both made up "interpretations" used by umpires to get attention on them. If a player chops an arm, hits high, in the back, then pay the free kick but it shouldn't be a free kick for contesting the ball because of the direction you come from or where your head is, just judge the actual contest and whether the defender got the ball.
10. Holding the Ball/Illegal disposal/Holding the man - More than anything this is the worst part of the sport. The AFL has gone from not paying illegal disposal/holding the ball, which is infuriating enough, to actually rewarding the player who breaks the rule, throws the ball on the ground and is tackled legally otherwise. If I tackle someone and I know they didn't kick or handball then by the laws of the game, that player has the ball and I should continue my tackle but now we're punishing it. Holding the ball is broken, illegal disposal should just be removed from the rules the way it's being ignored as a rule, it's become the carry/travel rule in the NBA, sure it exists but we're never going to pay it. This weekend I watched players throw it on the ground and get rewarded, I watched a player bounce the ball while being tackled, play on, I watched a guy ride a bump, go to ground, be tackled, ball up. There must have been 100 HTB/ID decisions that were just horrible, not all are "wrong" by the rules/interpretations but the rules are just wrong and the interpretations make them worse. If I want to watch guys throwing a ball around I'll watch Rugby, at least they're still allowed to tackle for the most part. Pub test again but I've never met anyone who likes the rules the way they are, I don't know if there is anyone here but I just can't stand the drop the ball on the ground and be rewarded, it's like saying that instead of speeding fines we're going to give you money for doing the wrong thing...
I'm sure I forgot something but I'm deep in the red mist rage posting so that's inevitable
/Rant