I was incensed when I saw that Beveridge had subbed Sanders off for 43 (scaled up to 46 after the match).
Then I realised he had also subbed Sanders off in Rd 1 for 43.
So I decided to do a deep dive on our "Mr Beveridge".
Turns out that:
- He was offered the Bulldogs head coaching job by Simon Garlick towards the end of the 2014 AFL season while still assistant at Hawthorn at the age of ... 43
- His record number of disposals as a junior playing for St Peters Football Club in Bentleigh East was ... 43
- His great-grandfather, Paul Beveridge, died on 28 February 19 hundred and ... 43
- His father, legendary Saints recruiter John Beveridge, was born in 1939. However, that was an accident and his grandfather, legendary Pies centreman Jack Beveridge, and grandmother Mercia had not intended to conceive until 19 hundred and ... 43
- He played 42 senior games for his first AFL club, Melbourne. Aha! you say, that's not enough. Yes but he also played one night match for them for a grand total of ... 43
- He is an unabashed admirer of gritty Dogs defender Ryan Gardner who wears number ... 43
- He is a big Pittsburgh Steelers fan and his favourite player of all time is Pro Football Hall of Famer, safety Troy Polamalu who wore number ... 43. Next week Beveridge plans to send him a DM to congratulate him on turning ... 43
- He was head coach of the Dogs at the time of the 2021 National Draft when they took Arthur Jones at pick number ... 43
- His favourite meal at the Boundary Hotel is the chicken parmigiana and chips (no salad thanks) which is on the menu as item number ... 43
I think the evidence is compelling. I am now convinced that Beveridge is a member of a numerology cult that worships the number 43.
Unless he is removed, and quickly, he will keep subbing off Ryley Sanders when he reaches the score of 43 to satisfy some sick paganistic desire or as an unholy tribute to his numeric deity.
For the sake of the integrity of both the Supercoach competition and the broader competition as a whole, he needs to go.
Your move AFL. The football world is watching.