Would be interested in your top five kicks, just for curiosity's sake ...
Really tough list to make to be honest... I value the players who can hit the highest degree of kicks with the most consistency with that generally being the kick inside 50.
McLuggage would definitely be in the list, elite by either foot and I think the best kick inside 50 in the league right now. Unfortunately he's got the absolute yips in front of goal so that area does break down.
Duncan is very good but does have a bit of Lloyd about him that he makes a lot of safe kicks but he also generally nails the harder kicks that he attempts and has always been great going inside 50. A lot more one footed than Clug.
Dawson the best at Sydney last year, I don't actually think he gets maximum value on his kicking always, probably a tactical thing as Horse hates players who attack by foot, but interested to see how he goes this year at Adelaide where I think he'll kick under more pressure more often.
Cerra is up there for sure as mentioned, very similar to Clug in that I always feel like he will hit the target going inside 50.
Walker is a phenomenal kick at Adelaide, hard to rate as he kicks a lot less often than the others and very often it's from a mark which does make it an easier kick, but can't argue him being elite.
I actually really rate Neale as a kick but he's definitely not in this list (I'm just going through each club for names). Daniel Rich however should be here somewhere, awesome kick of the footy.
Pendles has always been an exceptional kick, did have a few issues at times last year but still mostly brilliant.
Zach Merrett is an excellent kick at Essendon, ability to hit really rare angles and just the composure to hold for the right kick more often than not. He doesn't have the penetration of some of the other names but I'd say he's the guy I want kicking for my life to hit a pass inside 35m from a contested situation. Ridley is also a terrific kick at the Bombers.
Martin is probably the best high degree of difficulty kicker but he's very ordinary on the easy stuff so it's hard to rate him accurately, if I need a 45m across the body kick that only a handful can even hit, it's him, if I need someone to hit a simple 20m pass he's way down the list! He reminds me of that golfer who always swings the driver as hard as he can, when crunches it he outdrives you by 50m and that's what you remember and then forget that he lost 6 balls in the trees on the other holes
Franklin is an exceptional field kick but similar to Walker doesn't get enough of it and also does a lot of it off marks.
Kelly has the best looking kick but the results are middling at best, one of the great contrasts between aesthetics and results there is. Whitfield another who looks really good but misses a lot of easy kicks, partly because he almost too ambidextrous in his kicking where he's really good on both but note quite elite on either, he's also got Sucklingitis of thinking he's a better kick than he is when making decisions.
May is a great kick also, a guy you'd always want taking more kicks.
Gray has always been a guy who can hit the I50 targets and is just a clever kick, similar to Merrett really with more goal-kicking ability.
Short is a great kick also, doesn't get to hit the I50 kick as often as many of the others but does hit those line changing kicks coming out of 50 that clear the defense.
Macrae another I rate extremely highly, similar to Merrett again where he just takes the time, composes and picks the right option and executes with regularity. Bont has a lot of Martin about his kicking in that he is better on the harder kicks. Hunter is also an exquisite kick of the footy and right up with the best going inside 50 and hitting forward targets. Dale and Daniel are also terrific, Dogs have a scary good kicking side really.
Lukosius is in the Suckling school, he's an exceptional kick but I'm not sure he's quite as good as he thinks he is and he bites off kicks that aren't there. He may have the best leg(s) in the league but his decision making brings it undone more often than I'd like. Could be partly that he's pretty much never played with a target to kick to so is always trying to force it to mostly small forwards who've at least presented and rarely has that "safe" long kick that doesn't cause direct turnover. Weller also a really good kick but doesn't get nearly enough of it unfortunately.
Shuey is also a really good kick when playing.
I'm sure I've missed several and I'm way over 5 but that's the quick hits for me. Those are the names that quickly stood out to me when going over the club names! I don't know if any of them actually hold up statistically, I know I'm always surprised by who are some of the worst kicks in the league when comparing to eye test and also end up surprised often by who the best kicks are.
It's interesting results for sure, massive bonus seems to go for the dinky kicks, even Schultz it feels like his long kicks must have all scraped into that category! Switkowski probably the only one on that list I'd have picked, that's for sure.
Worth noting the minimum kicks on that article are exceptionally low. Brayshaw for example is based on 13 kicks, Crowden had just 70 kicks (that's a month's work for many players). Colyer the only one with more than 100 kicks.
Some really odd results across all the teams to be honest.