Thought I'd add another post here because I don't know where else to put it.
Darcy Parish player analysis
I saw that Parish is getting a bit more popular (~5% ownership now, was probably 0.5% at the start of preseason) with quite a few mentions in this forum too. As an Essendon supporter who had Parish as my main POD* all of last year, I hope I can provide a few thoughts that may be of value ...
*If you look at my post history, I'm pretty sure I have a very high ratio of Parish rants in my summaries last year.
Scoring history
This is Parish's SC scoring history:
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But he only made the midfield switch in 2021 after Rd 3 when Shiel got injured. So he's averaged 108-114 in all of his 'good' years -- pretty solid and worthy of genuine premo consideration. If you specifically take 2021 from Rd 3 onwards and include his finals game, Parish actually averaged
120.4 over 21 rounds!
Parish can go absolutely huge (scores of 190, 169, 166, 162) although these were all in 2021. Over the past 2 years his top score is 142, which is slightly disappointing for a big $600k+ premo. The flipside is that he's super consistent and only had 3 sub-90 scores in the past two years (one of which was where he got injured).
Disposal and game style
Parish's best skill is his ball-winning ability, averaging 30+ disposals in all of the past three years and top 5 by disposals per game average in 2022 and 2023.
Parish is only 180cm/81kg so you may think he's an outside ball winner. While he does a lot of hard running and gets handball receives, his main game is actually as an inside contested ball winner.
Parish by all the stats is one of the best clearance players in the AFL, ranking:
- #3 in clearances per game, #1 for centre clearances per game in 2023
- #9 in clearances per game, #9 for centre clearances per game in 2022
- #3 in clearances per game, #2 for centre clearances per game in 2021
As a side note, you don't actually get a point for a clearance, but you do get it for the groundball get + effective disposal + sharking an opposition tap (if applicable). This may not be as SC relevant as it looks, read into it what you may. But it is useful for two things:
- When you consider Parish, you should compare him with other inside mids (e.g. Libba, Cripps, Oliver) and not outside mids because he looks short / skinny.
- I've seen some discussion that Parish will be phased out of the mids with Hobbs, Perkins etc to come in. To put it nicely, this is rubbish. While the young guys are promising, Parish has already established himself as one of the best inside ball-winning mids in the game. The young guys have a lot to improve if they want to eclipse him in CB attendances.
DE%
SC is all about effective disposals (you get 0 for an ineffective disposal and lose points for a clanger). This is where Parish leaves a bit to be desired. His overall DE% is 68.8% which isn't great, but doesn't stand out compared to a lot of his contested ball-winning friends (Neale and Cripps are higher, but surprisingly all of Bont, Tom Green, Serong and Oliver are lower).
However, the eye test as a tragic Essendon fan tells a bit of a deeper story. Parish has a very bad habit of making 3-5 baffling decisions a game where he kicks to nobody and it gets intercepted. Qualitatively, his handballing ability is also a bit less clean than the likes of Neale, Cripps, Bont etc who can all hit extremely difficult handballs under pressure. Parish's handballs are sometimes off and don't release the other player into space.
Overall, Parish was #3 for disposals per game in 2023 and only #8 for effective disposals. Which tells you he can still improve his disposal ability quite a bit. This is especially stark because he plays next to Merrett, who's one of the best ball users in the AFL.
There's also a silver lining in this flaw. When you pick Parish, you are pretty safely assured of a mid role. Parish's average disposal means he can't operate well at half-forward or half-back. This compares well to players like Brayshaw / Serong, who I'm afraid of because I don't know how they fit in when Fyfe and Young take up some midfield minutes. It's also better than his mate in Merrett who was used across half-back some of last year. Despite this, Merrett was good enough that he did well in those minutes anyway.
If Parish cleans up his ball use, I firmly believe he's one of the best SC picks in the game.
Tackles
This is the other major flaw in Parish's game. Inside mids like Laird, Rowell, Cripps, Libba, Oliver, Dunkley etc are all fierce tacklers. Unfortunately, Parish only had 4.3 tackles per game in 2023 and ranked a miserable #78, about a full 4 tackles off Rowell at #1. Tackles get you 4 points so he's missing out on 16 ppg right there.
This was also quite bad at the start of the year, but luckily Parish's intensity picked up. It seemed like he was also doing it a bit more in preseason this year but he also only picked up one tackle against Geelong, so what can you say
According to some other random stat I remember seeing, Parish's pressure acts are reasonably high as he prefers to corral rather than tackle. Unfortunately for us, only tackles get you SC points!!! So please Mr Parish, think of your SC coaches next time you choose to corral.
If Parish tackles more, he can also raise his average significantly and become an absolute SC jet.
Durability
Forget everything else, this is Parish's biggest flaw. He missed 6 and 5 games in the previous two years, which wiped out about 35% of his game compared to other players who play every game. Pre-injury, he was great in 2022 (118 before, 105.5 after) and it didn't seem to change much in 2023 (107 before, 109 after).
Worse, Parish's 2023 injury was a calf strain that was done during training. I can't believe it's a good sign when you get injured for 5+ weeks off a training session.
See all those ranks in the clearances section? They're all per game because Parish is a lot lower by total stats because he's missed so much time. If you do pick Parish, you're really hoping his body holds up and you don't need to waste a trade to get him out.
Other notes
Here are some other interesting, hopefully SC-relevant tidbits about Parish:
- He doesn't kick goals. Sorry. Most mids other than Bont / Petracca don't kick them anyway, so I'm not sure this is a big flaw.
- Parish is a hard runner and has high metres gained compared to other inside mids.
- Parish has the Rd 14 bye - which skips all the Rd 0-6 shenanigans so it's probably a plus.
- Parish likely won't get tagged. Merrett is still a better and more damaging player. Then again, if you pick Parish you hope he'd improve, which may put him above Merrett .
- Parish's TOG feels a bit low. His rotations are also quite specific; he plays a lot in the 1st quarter and sits a huge amount in the 2nd. This is stressful when he's your main POD and you feel like Brad Scott is deliberately sabotaging your SC team. In multiple games I had Parish on 40+ around QT and he'd end up with a middling 105 score.
Overall
Those are really the main points -- amazing ball winner who has a history of scoring well; poor durability; below expected efficiency; lazy tackler. That looks like a lot of cons, but he's hit genuine premo scores without doing well in those things. Imagine what he'd do if he can even marginally improve them! He may even be able to hit the mythical 120+ barrier over an official season.
Overall, I'd consider Parish a somewhat
risky selection based on his injury history. He is also a
high upside pick -- his ceiling is huge with four 160+ scores in 2021. That was also the year he won pretty much every medal possible (vs Collingwood, Richmond and Geelong) so he plays well in all the big games. (His other 160+ was 169 against the Bulldogs in the final.)
Anyway, that was a lot longer than I expected, but I hope this helps you decide on whether you want Parish!